12.07.2008

Mr. Poopy Pants

Hello world. What is wrong with you? Not everything. I find that some of your shops are nice and that massages are quite pleasant. Those aside, I can find some fault.

For example, stolen car windows. Why steal the window? Why not the twirly heating/cooling nobs (those are cool) or the emergency brake? I like the emergency brake, but I'm not completely confident that it does anything except make a great cranking noise as I lift it up.

I need my car window you, Mr. Poopy Pants!

I know that times are hard, but of what value could the car window be? You took nothing else. In fact you left more than you took. Your rusty hatchet, bent hanger, and half smoked cigarette, were they left as a trade?

Forgive me for blaming the whole world for what you did. I have no face to put with this act. I am lashing out and will find time to do breathing exercises later (and I promise I will do them--this will be a non-thing by tomorrow).

Thank you for listening.

3 comments:

Kate said...

GRRRRR! We have quite a few mechanic friends now at work. Let me know.

Sarah Asay said...

that is so AGGRAVATING!! i'm sorry....

Anonymous said...

What is going on?! People stealing car windows? What has this world come to?! I would give you one of mine, but its really snowy outside, and I don't have a shovel to shovel out all the snow that would fill up my wagon...